if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
At least the dog’s thoughtful about it. A cat would knock the glass over on purpose and sit on the book.
George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.
YAY THEY ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEM.
snow white is so perfect WOW
me at the club
only a true man can pull off blue lipstick
actually its coral blue number five